This is going to be my last chance to computer (to computer; a verb put into common use by grandmothers all over the country) until I'm in Guadeloupe because our suitcases go off tomorrow, laptop within.
I plan to use it wisely. Firstly I’ll write a blog, followed by reading a load of other blogs / columns to completely satisfy all blog thirst. My favourites are here, here and here.
Then I'll have to make my official 'Guadeloupe!' playlist so I can sync it to my iPod. I reckon it'll have some of this, this and this.
I will of course watch a TED talk before bed. Just been watching this on Why Thinking You're Ugly Is Bad For You. Maybe later I'll watch How Not To Be Ignorant About The World.
Then I'll watch lots and lots of porn.
It's the final of The Great British Bake Off tonight so I won't have time for porn.