Embarrassing news: I fecked up the forwarding of the email address I have listed here (email@example.com) and so haven't read one single email in a year.
I always thought it was a bit weird that not one soul wanted to contact me about blog stuff ("Seriously? Not even abuse? The internet usn't what people say it is."), but turns out they did: I'm just the arsehole that didn't reply.
Better late than never, I'm all over it now! Send all the abuse you have, PLEASE, I got it covered.